"When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness."
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
"Life, in her experience, had a kind of velvet luster. You looked at yourself from one perspective and all you saw was weirdness. Move your head a little bit, though, and everything looked reasonably normal."
"I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I’m very happy."